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Snitches Get Stitches Christmas Tshirt

Snitches Get Stitches Christmas Tshirt

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Snitches Get Stitches Christmas T-Shirt
Consider this an official warning for the Elf on the Shelf and anyone else thinking about reporting back to the North Pole. The Snitches Get Stitches Christmas tee is made for blokes and troublemakers who prefer to keep their silly-season antics strictly off Santa’s radar.
Whether you are heading into an office Christmas party, firing up the backyard BBQ with your mates, or picking out a hilarious Kris Kringle gift for the biggest menace in the group, this tee delivers instant cheeky banter.
Why You’ll Love It:
  • Cheeky Naughty-List Humour: Puts a bold, tongue-in-cheek spin on festive surveillance that always gets a laugh at the bar.
  • Built for Hot Aussie Summers: Lightweight, breathable fabric keeps you cool from afternoon esky sessions through to late-night drinks.
  • Relaxed Everyday Fit: Classic crew neck cut suits both guys and girls, pairing effortlessly with boardies, denim shorts, or jeans.
  • Long-Lasting Print Quality: Crisp, durable print resists cracking and fading so it is ready to go again next December.
Product Details:
  • Collection: Naughty Lists & Proud of It
  • Fit: Relaxed unisex fit (true to size; size up for a looser, oversized look)
  • Material: 100% combed cotton 
  • Care: Cold gentle machine wash inside-out; do not iron directly over the graphic.
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Simpli Must Have Tshirt Snitches Get Stitches Christmas Tshirt
Snitches Get Stitches Christmas T-Shirt
Consider this an official warning for the Elf on the Shelf and anyone else thinking about reporting back to the North Pole. The Snitches Get Stitches Christmas tee is made for blokes and troublemakers who prefer to keep their silly-season antics strictly off Santa’s radar.
Whether you are heading into an office Christmas party, firing up the backyard BBQ with your mates, or picking out a hilarious Kris Kringle gift for the biggest menace in the group, this tee delivers instant cheeky banter.
Why You’ll Love It:
  • Cheeky Naughty-List Humour: Puts a bold, tongue-in-cheek spin on festive surveillance that always gets a laugh at the bar.
  • Built for Hot Aussie Summers: Lightweight, breathable fabric keeps you cool from afternoon esky sessions through to late-night drinks.
  • Relaxed Everyday Fit: Classic crew neck cut suits both guys and girls, pairing effortlessly with boardies, denim shorts, or jeans.
  • Long-Lasting Print Quality: Crisp, durable print resists cracking and fading so it is ready to go again next December.
Product Details:
  • Collection: Naughty Lists & Proud of It
  • Fit: Relaxed unisex fit (true to size; size up for a looser, oversized look)
  • Material: 100% combed cotton 
  • Care: Cold gentle machine wash inside-out; do not iron directly over the graphic.

Snitches Get Stitches Christmas Tshirt

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Free Shipping for orders over $50  

 

We use Australia Post, Couriers Please or Amarex, see shipping for more details but average shipping time frames:

  

Standard 5-7 business days

Express 2-5 business days

 

Fast Turnaround

Custom Orders Made (weekdays) in 24-48 hours

Returns

Because your custom goodies are made just for you, we’re unable to accept returns for change of mind.


But if your order arrives damaged or something’s not quite right, don’t stress — we’ll make it right, promise. 

Customise Your Order

If you’ve got something extra special in mind (name, wording), just leave us a note in the personalisation box above or send us a message so we can bring your ideas to life.

 

Contact our team by email: hello@simplimusthave.com

FAQ's

Got Questions?

What Sizes Do you Offer in Tshirts & Hoodies

Q: What sizes do you offer in Adult tshirts & Hoodies?
A: We’ve got sizes from S to 7XL – because awesome comes in every size.


 Q: Are your Hoodies & T-shirts unisex?
A: Yes, our hoodies, jumpers & tshirts are unisex for that comfy, relaxed fit. 

Q. What kids Tshirt sizes do you make?
A: We have baby onesies from size 0000 - 0, and kids shirts from size 1-14
 

If you are wanting a specific colour or size that isn't listed, please check with our team, we have a variety of suppliers that we can place "special orders" with, just note that they may take a couple of days to order in. 


For a more tailored look, we suggest you size down or ask our team for advice, email: hello@simplimusthave.com

What Materials do you Use for Tshirts & Hoodies

All our Tshirts are a soft, breathable cotton material.
 
Our hoodies & Jumpers that are fleece-lined are a cosy cotton/poly fleece blend.
 
All our products are made of quality you can feel – none of that scratchy nonsense.
 
Buttery soft!

 

Where are the Products Made

We make all our products right here in Joyner, Brisbane, baby!


We’re all about keeping it local and fabulous.
 

We offer pick up or we can post and offer Free Shipping Australia-Wide.

Do You Make Custom Designs

We make all our products right here in Joyner, Brisbane, baby!


We’re all about keeping it local and fabulous.
 

We offer pick up or we can post and offer Free Shipping Australia-Wide.

Can you Provide Bulk or Wholesale Pricing

Absolutely!


Whether you're planning a hens party, corporate event, business merch, or just really, really love matching outfits – we’ve got you covered.
Discounts apply for bigger orders, and we can customise designs to suit your vibe.
 

Shoot us a message with what you need (quantity, sizing, design ideas), and we’ll whip up a quote fast for you.

We also offer wholesale rate for resellers. Our team are here to help hello@simplimusthave.com

Can I Pick Up My Order

You sure can!


If you're local to Brisbane, you can choose local pickup at checkout.
We’ll email you when your order is ready, and you can swing by to grab it – no postage, no waiting, no stress.

How Much is Shipping

We offer FREE SHIPPING 
 
Yep, you read that right – for orders over $50 we offer FREE SHIPPING Australia-wide!  We believe in making life easier, so we cover the shipping cost while you sit back and wait for your goodies to arrive.
 
How We Ship:
We send your order using Australia Post Standard Parcel Service or Ship Marvel Couriers, depending on where you live (and whether you’re rocking a PO Box or a street address). Either way, your order is on its way to you without costing you a cent in shipping!
 
The Fine Print (But Still Fun!):

  • We process orders FAST – packed with love, sass, and a little bit of magic. 
     
  • Whilst we can’t control the postie’s speed, we promise to get your order out the door ASAP!
     
  • Average delivery times:
    • Australia Post Standard: 4-7 days 
       
    • Couriers: Typically 3-7 days 

      Need it quicker? Upgrade to Australia Post Express 

      Express Post is typically 2-3 days

      Got questions? Reach out – we’re happy to help! 


General Shipping Information

  • Public Holidays
    Shipping days do not include public holidays. If you place order on a public holiday, we will ship on the next business day.
     
  • Sales Periods
    There may be a dispatch delay of up to 3 business days during our sale periods due to larger than usual workload.
     
  • Times listed above are estimates and to be used as a guide only and do not account for any delays with the carrier, that may occur outside of our control.

Returns & Exchanges

At Simpli Must Have, your happiness is our priority—that’s why we’ve got our Happiness Guarantee. If something’s not quite right, you can return or exchange any item for store credit within 30 days of receiving your order. 


What Happens to Returns?Returned items don’t go to waste—they’re donated to the homeless and disadvantaged through our partnership with Salvos & Lifeline. So, while your order might not have been a perfect match, it can still make someone else’s day!

 

How to Return or Exchange:

Email our team: hello@simplimusthave.com

Please Include:

  • Your name
  • Your order number
  • The reason for your return/exchange

Once approved, we’ll send you either a return label or a gift card equal to the value of your order.


Important Details:

Items must be unworn and unwashed for returns or exchanges.
 

Custom & Limited Edition Products

Custom-made & limited-edition items are non-refundable.

  • Custom orders are uniquely made just for you and can only be exchanged if damaged or defective—not for a change of mind.
  • This policy applies to all limited-edition products too.

Damaged or Quality Issues? We’ve Got You!
If your parcel arrives damaged or there’s a quality issue, don’t stress—we’ll sort it out! 

Just email us at hello@simplimusthave.com and we’ll make it right.
 

Shop with confidence, knowing we’ve got your back every step of the way!

Garment Care for Tees & Hoodies

Garment Care: 
 To keep your cotton T-shirts & hoodies looking as good as new, follow these easy care tips:
Wash with Care – Cold wash on a gentle cycle to keep the fabric soft and the print looking sharp.

Turn Inside Out – This helps protect the design from wear and tear in the wash.

No Harsh Stuff – Avoid bleach, fabric softeners, or anything that sounds too aggressive.

Keep it Cool – Air dry for best results, or tumble dry on low if you must (but we love a good old-fashioned clothesline!).

Ironing? Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That! – But if you must, iron inside out and avoid direct contact with the design.
 Follow these tips and your favourite cheeky tees & hoodies will stay looking fresh, wash after wash! 

Care Instructions for Tumblers, Glasses & Mugs

To make sure your sassy sipware stays in top-notch condition, follow these simple care tips:


Hand Wash for Best Results – While some items may be dishwasher-safe, we recommend hand washing to keep the designs looking crisp and vibrant.

Avoid Extreme Heat – No microwaving for tumblers or insulated cups. 

Gentle Cleaning Only – Use a soft sponge (no harsh scrubbing or steel wool – your cup deserves better!).

Let It Air Dry – Keeps everything fresh and prevents water spots.
 Follow these tips and your mugs, tumblers & glasses will keep bringing the sass, sip after sip! 

Other Queries or to Contact Us

Got a question?  A custom request?  Just wanna say hi?  

We’d love to hear from you 

Order woes? Don’t stress, we’ll sort it!

Custom design ideas? We’re all ears (and creativity).

Need shopping advice? We’re basically professional enablers.

Our chatbot should be live on website if you'd like to chat straight away, otherwise you could

Drop us an email: hello@simplimusthave.com 

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Why made to order matters

At Simpli Must Have, every piece is made to order — on purpose. 

 

We don’t mass produce or pump out piles of stock that might never be loved.

Instead, we create each item just for you, once you click “Add to Cart.” 


It means a whole lot less waste. 


By printing to order, we reduce overproduction, keep things sustainable, and make sure what you get is made with intention (and a dash of cheek, of course). 

It’s better for the planet, and way better for your wardrobe

Sustainable Products & Shipping matter to us

The materials we use are carefully considered and come straight from responsible factories with ethical accreditations.

 

We also use shipping partners that have 100% Carbon Neutral Delivery.

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FOUNDER STORY

Family Fuelled

Founded by a chaos-loving mum who loves a family dress up and wearing tee's that say something fun, Simpli Must Have was born in our home office — fuelled by coffee, funny occassions, and kid-powered creativity. 

 

What started as a side hustle between school runs and snack demands quickly turned into a full-blown brand, with our 4 little humans pitching in on ideas and helping make the gear (and testing, of course). 

 

Every design has a story, a giggle, or a “Muuuum (or Bruh), you should put this on a shirt!” moment behind it — because around here, family-made means heart-made.

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